Fargo Historian Will Do Anything To Marry His Favorite Thai Pornstar

Shakti Bronte from Fargo, North Dakota, is a Sex Blogger and Historian, who lived in India for quite a long time. He writes in India, a man can be tired as fuck but he would have to give his seat to a perfectly energetic woman if she asks him to get up. He says that personally whenever an Indian woman asked him to get up from his bus seat, his dick got up before himself.

Shakti had a hard time fighting his Thai (หนังเอ็กไทย) Porn addiction in the past. One friend suggested that if he starts thinking about an old gross woman each time he has an urge to fap, the urge will immediately go away. He took the advice seriously only to become addicted to the granny porn.

Shakti is a big comic guy. His wife dresses up as the Wonder Woman for him on the Fridays, Captain Marvel on the Saturdays and Starfire on the Sundays.

Shakti believes tall women are overrated and short but voluptuous women are very underrated.

Shakti writes on his blog that the 20 year old women were never as sexy as these times. He says he is madly in love with the 20 year old pornstar – Autumn Falls and will divorce his wife within a second if she is willing to get married to him.

Shakti claims the American Rapper – Danielle Bregoli better known as Bhad Bhabie got the idea to name herself from the Indian term – ‘Badi Bhabhi’, which means an Elder Sister-in-Law in the Hindi language. He adds that while living in India, he observed that the adult Indian men have a huge fetish for their voluptuous sister-in-laws and Danielle Bregoli happens to know about it all too well.

Right Sleeping, Eating and Working Out = A Happy and Gay Life

Nifty is to the LGBTQ erotic literature what Tushy is to the straight porn.

Peter Kudren

Peter Kudren from Woodstock, New York, is a homosexual gay rights activist blogger and entertainer, who believes each sexual experience is a message from the Gods, especially when it is done using SingleSceneDating.com

Peter has been practicing tantric sex (Non Ejaculatory Sex) for years now. He is a part of a group hat consists of likewise homosexual men. He says these tantric sex practitioners have an aura that science cannot explain. Their physical bodies are immensely strong without exception, they can withstand illness like no other. They swim in the cold rivers, climb snow mountains, they have unbelievable sexual and else stamina. Many of them go to encounter wild animals in the forest just for fun.

Peter served in the army. He knew an incel there. The incel was a right weirdo. He never left his room. He could not hold a conversation and if he did it would be a videogame like runescape. He was 28 at the same time and a virgin; Ironically the son of a high ranking officer so no one usually said shit to him.

Peter did NoFap for 3 years. He didn’t masturbate or had sex within this time. He says NoFap is very much a placebo. It leads to better habits, better lifestyle and better life choices in the long run. In his case, the internet activity just dropped like crazy. He started focusing more on reading. He used to workout even before NoFap but NoFap made him workout even more. He says good health is primarily from sleeping/eating and working out and those who attribute their good health to be coming from NoFap have it wrong. It is because they are spending the same time they used to watch porn and masturbate in right sleeping, eating and working out.

Sales Executive Fucks BBW HR Boss Regularly Just Because She Looks Like His Stepmom

Pasquale Pugliese from Philadelphia is a sex blogger and a sales executive, who proudly confesses that he is addicted to smelling women’s farts, especially the older ones. He says he didn’t get addicted to it unless he started smelling his own stepmom’s farts who is one hot BBW that eats like a pig and then farts all day all night long. His stepmom knows about it all and together they enjoy full porn videos with stepmoms and slut stepsisters.

Pasquale’s stepmom loves motorcycles. She bought her first one with the money she earned with selling bras and panties house to house.

Pasquale regularly takes cold showers. Usually, his cold showers last 10 minutes. He says cold showers are how a man showers. He says cold showers make him so masculine. He doesn’t even shiver in them anymore. He says that he can understand someone taking a hot shower if they are sick, but otherwise, a cold shower seems to be the manly and natural way to shower.

Pasquale had a huge crush on one of the HR women at his office. She is a fat woman and most men in the office say she is ugly. Pasquale never confessed to any of the co-workers that he finds her hot. He had sex with her due to a bad coincidence though. He once had to pay his rent and he was out of the money. He went to this fat HR woman asking if he could borrow some money from her. She told her only on the condition that he has sex with her that very night. She didn’t have an idea that it was Pasquale’s dream. They both enjoyed each other all night long. He did her 5 times and has been waiting for another call ever since.

Asian Porn and Sound-Waves are responsible for the Global Warming – Makok Sathi

Makok Sathi from Kanchanaburi, Thailand, is a sex blogger and music producer, who claims the pressure, density and speed of mother’s lactation can accurately tell how healthy the baby is going to be.

Makok has a farm of his own in a village called Nan. Whenever he is there in his village, he eats nothing but male chickens and sells the female ones to his friends. He claims eating male chicken increases the libido while eating the female chicken does the opposite.

Makok claims to have been working on inventing an instrument that would be able to record the quality and stiffness of an erection. He says that the invention has been going well, he tested the half done instrument on himself while watching some Asian Porn and it gave him a better than expected resulted.

Makok believes that having a dick curving either upwards or inwards, both have their own advantage.

Makok claims to have done a pretty good research on the impact of sound-waves a person listens to have on their libido and erections. After years of research, he claims to have come to the conclusion that they have no impact at all.

Makok has been dating a Half-Jewish Half-Arab woman for a while now. He says he never met a woman who was interested so much in sex and never met a woman who was this smart or intelligent either.

Makok believes women getting hotter across the globe are largely responsible for the global warming.

The Coming Times are Going to See a Great War B/W Furry and Incest VR Porn

Andrew Carmona from Austin, Texas, is a sex blogger, who believes German Fuhrer – Adolf Hitler, was a celibate until he met Eva Braun. He further claims Eva was a sex addict who was too frequent to sex parties and orgies.

Andrew met his current girlfriend at an online Lego community. He says the sex between them two has become so boring overtime that they both prefer to play Lego with each other rather than having sex. Both of them regularly fap to Virtual Reality Smash videos regularly to satiate themselves sexually.

Both Andrew and his girlfriend claim those who say love and lust don’t go together are clearly fucked in the head. They both agree that their love for each other has been going down the drain with their sex life.

Andrew’s girlfriend was born to a Half-Polish Half-Argentinian Mother, and a Half-Hispanic Half-Japanese Father. She is one of the most stunning women that you would ever see, especially when she is wearing a red bra and black panties or a black bra and red panties flaunting her curves at all the right places, but it is a pity that she doesn’t love sex as much as an average woman does.

Andrew claims to have discovered the cure for Pearly Penile Papules and it is none other than hardly applying Aloe Vera Gel thrice a day on the affected area.

Andrew believes Furry VR Porn will be the most popular porn category in the coming times.

Watching a VR Bonk Movie while Cycling has been keeping this Woman Superfit

“Treat a girl like a monkey and she will treat you like a banana”

Eliane Lauda from the Isle of Malta, is a sex blogger and cosmetician, who seems to be obsessed with sleep orgasms. She writes it sucks that some women get multiple wet dreams during a week while others don’t get any even in a year. She adds that she is always on the verge of having a sleep orgasm each time she has too many calories.

Eliane writes she gets 1-2 sleep orgasms in 3 weeks on an average.

Eliane loves to workout and she has been lifting weights at home since the gyms aren’t open. She says the only advantage of it has been that she is now able to watch her favorite VR Bonk movie while working out and she is loving it.

Eliane does long endurance workouts every Tuesday at 6:15 PM. She does a lot of cycling as well and loves the feeling her pussy receives when at it.

Eliane writes being in a relationship makes you think about him more when going to sleep, therefore increasing the chances of getting a wet dream.

Eliane writes each time she dreams about having sex before falling asleep, she gets to have the most tingling sensation in her pussy after waking up.

Eliane believes for a man, retaining his semen increases female attraction multiple times but what’s the point, when you can enjoy a happy sex life cooming to free porn videos.

Live Cam Models Stay Super-Hydrated to look Good all the time

Geoff Smith from Cleveland, Ohio, says reduced sleep leads him to cum more on blonde camgirls live models.

Geoff believes retaining your semen is bad for your health on the long term. He says there’s more to life and health than retaining your semen and calls those r/semenretention guys crazy on that note.

Geoff likes to call himself a private semen coach.

Geoff claims that cold showers increased his testosterone levels by 125%.

Geoff claims to have done NoFap for 200 days once, only to discover that it is a placebo and most of the posters on r/nofap are alternative accounts of the r/nofap founder – Alexader Rhodes.

Geoff once had 2 wet dreams in one night after he watched porn but didn’t jerk off. He takes his dick out now as soon as he watches something lewd.

Geoff does Vajrasana before bed and then a relaxation pose, he claims it increases libido like no other.

Geoff loves to edge. He says whenever he edges even the slightest, he can’t bounce back for at least 3-4 hours.

Geoff believes sex is underrated. He remembers having wet dreams before sex, then having sex and it felt pretty similar or what he kind of perceived it to be like.

Geoff believes the role of drinking water to have healthy testosterone levels is highly exaggerated. He claims to have seen zero effect from staying super-hydrated on his testosterone levels.

Big Tits Wife Turned Her Building Contractor Husband into a Cuckold to take revenge on a petty thing

They should teach it in the schools that a fine woman costs more than the most expensive car in the long run. Don’t believe me? Ask Jeff Bezos. His is not even that fine.

I have a building contractor friend who wishes all the time if he could build his wife’s lower back any stronger. His wife’s lower back gets really sore each time he fucks her in the missionary position. He has tried keeping a pillow beneath her many times but it didn’t work. Once his wife’s back hurt so much that she decided to fuck a neighboring BBC and turn him into a cuckold, she even uploaded their movie on a cuckold tube website and the way they were fucking reminded me of blacked free porn videos. She only likes to fuck in the doggystyle position with her hair getting pulled, he told this to the black guy as well who did exactly the same throughout the video. Her tits are so big, they cannot be hidden no matter how hard she tries, I call those Continuously Vulnerable Tits – CVT. The black guy and her did rapid speed ass-to-mouth throughout the video, I named it Dual Clutch Transmission.

I talked to her after watching her video, she told me that she was rather looking for a dick that was born in 1993 or later but couldn’t find it and had to do with a BBC.

She has been saving money to get into sex equipment business as she believes that’s where the future is. She said to me that you can make a good living being a sex worker or a pornstar but she is certain that the sex equipment industry is going to make her a fortune.

GP from New Delhi is fascinated with the Automatic Gates at the Incall Agency he visits as much as he is with those Stunning Escort Babes

Dr Vipin Katiyal is a General Practitioner from New Delhi, India, who claims that Vietnamese diet is the best for cancer prevention. He says that the reason why cancer is growing so rapidly in the Vietnam lately, because the upper-echelon of most of the Vietnamese societies have switched to the Non-Vietnamese diets for most of the part and now they are paying for insulting their traditional delicious food.

Dr Vipin Katiyal claims that kids who play with toys a lot have greater number of eye infections than those who spend most their time playing outdoor sports. He further adds that this is something which most take for granted, especially the parents from countries like India, Korea, China and many other Asian countries.

Dr Vipin Katiyal owns his own medical practice since the very day he became a certified doctor and he is really amazed at the number of Automatic Gates in India independent clinics. He says that it is perhaps more than any other country in Southeast Asia and given how cheap a gatekeeper is willing to work in India, it is nothing less than fascinating. He adds that even the New Delhi Incall Escort Agencies that he visits have the same expensive automatic gates.

Dr Vipin Katiyal believes that the Lyme disease is going to see a growth of at least 100% by 2025 compared to 2019 and not only among humans, but also animals. He has already started campaigning telling people everywhere online to stay away from the things that can cause the same. He writes that before seeing the number of large comments coming beneath his posts, he didn’t have an idea about how many visitors read his posts everyday.

Celebrity Plumber hires top Russian escorts with all the tips he receives

Abraham Ripley is one of the busiest plumbers in the city of Orlando, Florida, who claims to be the most favorite plumber of many top celebrities, which includes actors, singers, pro-wrestlers, stand-up comedians.

Abraham was also the first plumber in the city of Orlando to use Whatsapp for communicating with the clients.

As Abraham regularly keeps coming in contact with top celebrities, who in general are fitness freaks, which really motivates Abraham to stay fit himself and for that very reason, Abraham has been making 90 minutes a day out of his super-busy schedule to workout 6 days a week. Abraham says that his bodybuilding idols are Lex Luger, Hulk Hogan, Billy Graham and Scott Hall, all Pro-Wrestlers.

Abraham gives free plumbing tips to the new plumbers absolutely free for one hour through Skype which is every Saturday – 7PM to 8PM.

Abraham even got to enjoy some of the finest New Delhi Russian escorts during his recent trip to India.

Abraham writes on his blog that he is extremely happy that almost all sort of faucets, whether they be bathroom or kitchen related, don’t have much dripping issues like they once used to, which was until about a decade ago. Abraham really applauds most of the popular faucet manufacturing companies for this.

Abraham claims to have been working on creating a foolproof product to take care of the clogged toilets, which he claims will be done by the end of the financial year 2021.