Accept Islam. Marry 4 Women. Then Get Ready For Amateur Group Sex Porn Jihad

Aksel Abberton from Hillerod, Denmark, is a Bakery Owner, who believes ‘Grandpa Fucking Teen’ movies will outdo every other niche in the porn industry, globally.

Aksel believes planets stop affecting you so strongly, especially sexually as you age.

Aksel has an Arab Muslim friend from Oman, whose one of New Year Resolutions includes having sex with each of his 4 wives once every night. He already has sex once a week (mostly on Thursdays) with all 4 wives of his simultaneously and uploads the video of their sex session on an amateur porn website, weekly, for no profits at all. He believes in providing this free service to show the horny men and women how sexually liberated Islam is, so that he can convince the people to join Islam. He likes to call it ‘Amateur Group Sex Porn Jihad’.

Aksel writes that taking into consideration the popularity of common belief among millions of women, homosexual, bisexual men and even some straight men that eating/drinking semen has rejuvenating effects on one’s entire body, has decided to invent a ‘Semen Ice Cream’, which would purely be made of a combination of semen and milk. He predicts it is going to make him a millionaire overnight. He discussed the idea with his aspiring politician friends. They told him that there is no way that the Government of United States will approve such a product to be sold to the public of the US publicly, hence, he should try selling the same in a corrupt third-world country where the politicians will let him sell the ‘Semen Ice Creams’ throughout their nation. They all suggested that he should start with selling in Nepal, Bangladesh and Pakistan, and then if it meets success as expected, a year later, he should move to selling the same in India, Sri Lanka, Bhutan, Vietnam and Thailand.

Aksel once met a Nepali Hindu Sage who told him that smelling your own farts between 3AM-6AM by the River Ganges gives one exceptional psychic powers. He also told Aksel that the trick doesn’t work each time but accidentally at some lucky time. Aksel took it quite seriously. Aksel is lactose-intolerant, what he would do is he would eat nothing but ice creams and other diary products including milk-coffee, raw milk and other stuff all day, which would give him a lot of gas and then would go by the River Ganges to fart sharp at 3AM. The trick never worked in his case.

Aksel met another Nepali-Hindu Sage who told him that the Pandavas of the Hindu Mythology existed. They were a Semitic People but didn’t know any Semitic language. They were told by the Yahweh personally that if they have sex only once a year, they will attain eternal youth and immortality.

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