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Andrew Carmona from Austin, Texas, is a sex blogger, who believes German Fuhrer – Adolf Hitler, was a celibate until he met Eva Braun. He further claims Eva was a sex addict who was too frequent to sex parties and orgies.

Andrew met his current girlfriend at an online Lego community. He says the sex between them two has become so boring overtime that they both prefer to play Lego with each other rather than having sex. Both of them regularly fap to Virtual Reality Smash videos regularly to satiate themselves sexually.

Both Andrew and his girlfriend claim those who say love and lust don’t go together are clearly fucked in the head. They both agree that their love for each other has been going down the drain with their sex life.

Andrew’s girlfriend was born to a Half-Polish Half-Argentinian Mother, and a Half-Hispanic Half-Japanese Father. She is one of the most stunning women that you would ever see, especially when she is wearing a red bra and black panties or a black bra and red panties flaunting her curves at all the right places, but it is a pity that she doesn’t love sex as much as an average woman does.

Andrew claims to have discovered the cure for Pearly Penile Papules and it is none other than hardly applying Aloe Vera Gel thrice a day on the affected area.

Andrew believes Furry VR Porn will be the most popular porn category in the coming times.

Watching a VR Bonk Movie while Cycling has been keeping this Woman Superfit

“Treat a girl like a monkey and she will treat you like a banana”

Eliane Lauda from the Isle of Malta, is a sex blogger and cosmetician, who seems to be obsessed with sleep orgasms. She writes it sucks that some women get multiple wet dreams during a week while others don’t get any even in a year. She adds that she is always on the verge of having a sleep orgasm each time she has too many calories.

Eliane writes she gets 1-2 sleep orgasms in 3 weeks on an average.

Eliane loves to workout and she has been lifting weights at home since the gyms aren’t open. She says the only advantage of it has been that she is now able to watch her favorite VR Bonk movie while working out and she is loving it.

Eliane does long endurance workouts every Tuesday at 6:15 PM. She does a lot of cycling as well and loves the feeling her pussy receives when at it.

Eliane writes being in a relationship makes you think about him more when going to sleep, therefore increasing the chances of getting a wet dream.

Eliane writes each time she dreams about having sex before falling asleep, she gets to have the most tingling sensation in her pussy after waking up.

Eliane believes for a man, retaining his semen increases female attraction multiple times but what’s the point, when you can enjoy a happy sex life cooming to free porn videos.

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Geoff Smith from Cleveland, Ohio, says reduced sleep leads him to cum more on blonde camgirls live models.

Geoff believes retaining your semen is bad for your health on the long term. He says there’s more to life and health than retaining your semen and calls those r/semenretention guys crazy on that note.

Geoff likes to call himself a private semen coach.

Geoff claims that cold showers increased his testosterone levels by 125%.

Geoff claims to have done NoFap for 200 days once, only to discover that it is a placebo and most of the posters on r/nofap are alternative accounts of the r/nofap founder – Alexader Rhodes.

Geoff once had 2 wet dreams in one night after he watched porn but didn’t jerk off. He takes his dick out now as soon as he watches something lewd.

Geoff does Vajrasana before bed and then a relaxation pose, he claims it increases libido like no other.

Geoff loves to edge. He says whenever he edges even the slightest, he can’t bounce back for at least 3-4 hours.

Geoff believes sex is underrated. He remembers having wet dreams before sex, then having sex and it felt pretty similar or what he kind of perceived it to be like.

Geoff believes the role of drinking water to have healthy testosterone levels is highly exaggerated. He claims to have seen zero effect from staying super-hydrated on his testosterone levels.

Big Tits Wife Turned Her Building Contractor Husband into a Cuckold to take revenge on a petty thing

They should teach it in the schools that a fine woman costs more than the most expensive car in the long run. Don’t believe me? Ask Jeff Bezos. His is not even that fine.

I have a building contractor friend who wishes all the time if he could build his wife’s lower back any stronger. His wife’s lower back gets really sore each time he fucks her in the missionary position. He has tried keeping a pillow beneath her many times but it didn’t work. Once his wife’s back hurt so much that she decided to fuck a neighboring BBC and turn him into a cuckold, she even uploaded their movie on a cuckold tube website and the way they were fucking reminded me of blacked free porn videos. She only likes to fuck in the doggystyle position with her hair getting pulled, he told this to the black guy as well who did exactly the same throughout the video. Her tits are so big, they cannot be hidden no matter how hard she tries, I call those Continuously Vulnerable Tits – CVT. The black guy and her did rapid speed ass-to-mouth throughout the video, I named it Dual Clutch Transmission.

I talked to her after watching her video, she told me that she was rather looking for a dick that was born in 1993 or later but couldn’t find it and had to do with a BBC.

She has been saving money to get into sex equipment business as she believes that’s where the future is. She said to me that you can make a good living being a sex worker or a pornstar but she is certain that the sex equipment industry is going to make her a fortune.

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Dr Vipin Katiyal is a General Practitioner from New Delhi, India, who claims that Vietnamese diet is the best for cancer prevention. He says that the reason why cancer is growing so rapidly in the Vietnam lately, because the upper-echelon of most of the Vietnamese societies have switched to the Non-Vietnamese diets for most of the part and now they are paying for insulting their traditional delicious food.

Dr Vipin Katiyal claims that kids who play with toys a lot have greater number of eye infections than those who spend most their time playing outdoor sports. He further adds that this is something which most take for granted, especially the parents from countries like India, Korea, China and many other Asian countries.

Dr Vipin Katiyal owns his own medical practice since the very day he became a certified doctor and he is really amazed at the number of Automatic Gates in India independent clinics. He says that it is perhaps more than any other country in Southeast Asia and given how cheap a gatekeeper is willing to work in India, it is nothing less than fascinating. He adds that even the New Delhi Incall Escort Agencies that he visits have the same expensive automatic gates.

Dr Vipin Katiyal believes that the Lyme disease is going to see a growth of at least 100% by 2025 compared to 2019 and not only among humans, but also animals. He has already started campaigning telling people everywhere online to stay away from the things that can cause the same. He writes that before seeing the number of large comments coming beneath his posts, he didn’t have an idea about how many visitors read his posts everyday.

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Abraham Ripley is one of the busiest plumbers in the city of Orlando, Florida, who claims to be the most favorite plumber of many top celebrities, which includes actors, singers, pro-wrestlers, stand-up comedians.

Abraham was also the first plumber in the city of Orlando to use Whatsapp for communicating with the clients.

As Abraham regularly keeps coming in contact with top celebrities, who in general are fitness freaks, which really motivates Abraham to stay fit himself and for that very reason, Abraham has been making 90 minutes a day out of his super-busy schedule to workout 6 days a week. Abraham says that his bodybuilding idols are Lex Luger, Hulk Hogan, Billy Graham and Scott Hall, all Pro-Wrestlers.

Abraham gives free plumbing tips to the new plumbers absolutely free for one hour through Skype which is every Saturday – 7PM to 8PM.

Abraham even got to enjoy some of the finest New Delhi Russian escorts during his recent trip to India.

Abraham writes on his blog that he is extremely happy that almost all sort of faucets, whether they be bathroom or kitchen related, don’t have much dripping issues like they once used to, which was until about a decade ago. Abraham really applauds most of the popular faucet manufacturing companies for this.

Abraham claims to have been working on creating a foolproof product to take care of the clogged toilets, which he claims will be done by the end of the financial year 2021.

Too big and too late, not too little and too early is the language of the real men

It is my personal observation that the more civilized you become, the more frequent you become to the escort agencies and/or independent escort girls, and even massage parlours, especially the Thai ones.

I have had fun with several Goa Model Escorts at my office and the classiest of those don’t let you fuck them on your office desk.

You can easily tell the class of an escort from her tone of voice.

Well-built escorts like well-built ladies in general, love to have more fun and enjoy simple things with a man. I still remember when I hired a surprise escort and she turned out to be one of my neighbors. She made her bra fell off in the most dramatic way that you can think of.

Nowadays, most female escorts, unlike they did in the past, do not believe in living rented apartments, penthouses or villas but rather they prefer their own home, no matter how small it is and in which neighborhood is it located.

It doesn’t matter how sexy, caring and beautiful the escort lady is, it is very rare that I see the same one again.

Saints and sages are as usual to the female escorts as the top military officers and corporates.

Since Whatsapp came into the picture, most escort agencies have been using phone calls, SMS or Whatsapp as their most preferred methods of communication, they have all given up on the email completely.

There are some women in their fifties that work as escorts too and they very rarely hide their age. I have personally hired some of those in the past.

You do not deserve to call yourself a vigorous and young man like myself, if you hire your escort for overnight and say ‘Good Night’ to her while she is with you.

Some men last 1 hour and think of themselves as some kind of bedroom warriors whereas real men like myself last for more than 3 hours on an average at a time and think of it as being normal.

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I keep getting the same question because of my huge experience – MILFs or GILFs, which ones are better? Well, the answer is that most GILFs stand no chance in front of the MILFs, but some GILFs are just insatiable, one such example is the infamous ponrstar – Rita Daniels.

Due to my habit of picking up girls all the time, my friends have started calling me a pick up truck.

It is my personal observation and experience that athlete women work as hard in the bed as they do in the field.

I always have a question for the believers in evolution. If evolution is the truth, why do I enjoy the moans of the women that do not belong to the much evolved tribes but hate the moans of the apes? If you can answer this to me and I am satisfied with your answer, I promise you that I will spend rest of my life volunteering for the evolutionists.

I really hope that science will be able to offer us better ways to have more pleasurable orgasms in the near future.

Busty middle-aged middle-class women are the best fucks you can ever have

The human body is always interested in sex, no matter what time of the day it is or what season or weather, your body, mind and soul are always equally interested in getting engaged in some sexual activity.

One of the most popular WWF, WCW, Wrestle Mania and WCW wrestlers – Razor Ramon aka Scott Hall always used to speak that nothing’s too good for Razor Ramon, but he couldn’t resist Brandi Love, when he took a picture of himself in his room during the Christmas and posted it on his Instagram.

I have a friend who claims that it is more fun to suck saggy boobs, especially if they are on a MILF, I completely disagree with him. Although we both agree on two things, we both are great Alia Janine fans and we are also girl boobs porn lovers.

I am not a homosexual person but I have personally observed that it is not always true that men with big hands have big cocks. I have noticed this in the porn movies and also during swinging in real life. I still believe that the dick of an average human being is not as big as it ought to be, I really hope that with all the sexual material available on Television, Internet, Billboards and on the streets everywhere, the men of the future will have larger dicks.

I have fucked some of the richest women in the city, and what I have discovered is that their pussies are tasteless compared to their middle-income counterparts. According to my personal experience, it is a big ass woman with big breasts whose pussy tastes the best.

Apart from Jerking Off to Japanese pornstars, I have tasted their pussies as well

My great-grandfather used to tell me that a pretty hooker used to cost $5 to $15 back in his day. I wish all the time if I was born back in those times, I would not have to look for a Japanese Pornstar to jack off to all the time, but I would rather do the real thing all the time.

I have been working on creating a pussy scanner, a scanner that will be able to tell how many dicks a pussy has been fucked by over the years. I am confident that I will be confident in my endeavor and save men from marrying whores.

I have had fun with several different Japanese women, both old and young, and the best thing that I liked about them was that they were all very unpredictable and engaging.

I even met an escort while in Tokyo, who had been featured in several Japanese movies, but for the past 2 years or so, she was struggling to get a role. She was very frank and blunt about it unlike most other women who lie and brag about busy they are. I personally believe that Japanese men and women very rarely lie and in the entire continent called Asia, they seem to be the most honest ones as well, not to mention, the most skilled, talented and intelligent.

I once even hired a Japanese stripper and she was dressed up like a bodyguard. It was really one of a kind experience.

It is funny how some women believe that the precum and semen are the same thing and they are completely incorrigible when you try to convey to them that both are different. I think it has a lot to do with these females meeting men with low sperm count and watery semen whose precum and semen are equally thin and smell the same as well.